Posts Tagged ‘God botherer’
Perth’s tabloids are your grandmother. That’s why instead of page 3 girls, we get page 3 overachievers:
What do people think when they hear child prodigy doctor? Author Bethany Hiatt and her editors hit you over the head with it in the very first paragraph:
Teenage medical student Welwyn Aw-Yong is WA’s own Doogie Howser MD.
Except without the resurgence as a creepily believable pussy-hound in How I Met Your Mother.
Is it ok to make fun of this child? I dunno. Good on him for following his “dream”, I guess?
I’d like to be a rural GP or something like that – maybe
But he’s on page 3 of the newspaper. Why on Earth would you subject yourself to that embarrassing shit! Did The West hold a gun to his head and force him to make that awkward pose? Did his pushy parents demand that he put his smarts on the public record?
Actually, both of those seem like possibilities. The kid is 15, you can’t blame him. I’m not even sure how consent works when it comes to minors and publicity-whoring.
But sorry, Welwyn, this I can’t abide:
Asked why he thought he was so advanced for his age, Welwyn attributed it to “God’s grace” and his ability to set aside other distractions.
Riiiight. Remind me not to see this guy when he’s a doctor at age 20. Wouldn’t want my health complaints attributed to “Demons”.