The Dullsvillain

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Movie Filth: Tango & Cash

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Like a bad case of the crabs that you just can’t shake, Tango & Cash has been lingering in my frontal cortex for the past squillion weeks. (Thanks channel 9). I’ve tried a lot of alternative sources of worst to wash away this visual skull fuck, but alas, none has worked. Master Chef, new episodes of The Simpsons and even A Current Affair have had a crack at one time or another. Well, it’s time to get out the tweezers and start getting surgical. I won’t lie, this is gonna hurt.

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July 23, 2009 at 9:56 pm

Movie Filth: The Human Stain

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If you’re a normal human being who is gainfully employed then you would have missed it. The late late movie on channel 7 on Sunday night. Unluckily for you, I’m gainfully un-employed, so I can tell you all about this heinous trainwreck that was The Human Stain.

Have you ever been born black and been mistaken for a white Jewish man your whole life? Yeah i know, happens all the time. Well, no, it dosen’t. Except if your old man Anthony Hopkins or that guy from Prison Break (worst idea for a t.v series i have ever heard). From the moment your eyes get stained by that atrocious title you just know this is going to be a conceited little stab at being racially relevant and attempting to stir up all the consciences of these part-time libertarians and their disgusting pseudo attitudes that they actually give a fuck. And it is. Read the rest of this entry »

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May 20, 2009 at 8:37 pm