The Dullsvillain

Slinging mud at the media of Dullsville (aka Perth, Western Australia)

Murder on the dance floor

with 6 comments

dance floor murder

It was about time this happened. I’m referring to PerthNow’s tenously linked pommy bashing headline that read:

‘Stabbings injure three at English-themed pubs’

I’m not endorsing that headline. I could have done without it, we all could have. But i’m not not-endorsing the neck-stabbing at the Elephant & Wheelbarrow. How could you when the whole dance floor looks like this:

Pack'it o' crisps an' a pint of cock, govnor

Pack'it o' crisps an' a pint of cock, govnor

Thats right. The Elephant & Wheelbarrow’s dance floor turns into a (English-themed) Greek bath house after 11p.m. The place is crawling with desperate middle aged men on too much viagra.

I know this because I frequent this shit-hole regularly. It cages the only women I seem to get these days.

The insinuation that those two pubs being English-themed had anything to do with the two stabbings is a load of crock. This is what Perthnow does best. Feeding off past prejudices that they’ve pumped up in their dirty loins. In this case it’s pub violence in England and rowdy English tourists, especially the barmy army. I know there’s no direct mention of it, so you’re more than welcome to disagree, but we all know whats going on here.

Putting two entirely seperate incidents together and making a shit-burger of a news story is what we’ve got on our hands here.

But hey, the Ashes is on and it’s pommy bashing season!

Who could resist that?

By the way, police are looking for a white male between the age 0f 30-65, balding & greying hair, portly build and he was wearing a beige sports jacket.

Congratulations, you’ve just described 90% of the clientele of the Elephant & Wheelbarrow.

stabbin' 2

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Written by Uncle Mac

August 10, 2009 at 7:10 pm

6 Responses

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  1. I can’t believe a black Irish bastard like you is sticking up for the Poms!

    Dick

    August 11, 2009 at 10:39 pm

  2. It’s sacrilege isn’t it.

    Punishment would be stoning by potatoes if my grandparents were still alive.

    Uncle Mac

    August 13, 2009 at 3:19 pm

  3. ‘Stabbings injure three at English-themed pubs’
    There was a stabbing. The pub is well known for it’s english populace. Wats ur beef?

    I dig ur blog man, its trendy and topical… but you need to turn that frown upside down tiger. Smile more.

    At some point in ur life, u figured that news had to interesting an relevant to you. SUPRISE !!

    Sounds like you’re at uni and realised you spent the last 3years studying journalism and at some point, need to find a job in the industry you’ve been bagging. Only a few weeks left eh?

    Wait until you get a job in the real world son… when you can be sue’d for the shit you say and need to pay the bills… then lets here your talk. I’ll be listening. Somehow, I bet your blog will be less ‘opinionated.

    Keep up the great work mate. Writing about how dull Perth is… way to go. Nice job. Time well spent.

    skootn

    September 5, 2009 at 1:50 am

  4. What?! i’ve never come across a comment as ambivalent as that in my life.

    That first para of yours, missed the point.

    Do you ‘dig’ the blog, or do you prefer talking muddled sarcastic back wash? Me? i prefer making sense. Like a knife through a neck.

    Sounds like you’ve got something against Journalism students, skootn. Maybe you are one?

    You listening? How’s this for a libel case, sweetheart: Screw Dullsville and everyone that looks like Dullsville!

    Uncle Mac

    September 5, 2009 at 11:07 am

  5. dance floors with shiny marble tiles are my favorite ..

    Socket Set :

    November 1, 2010 at 12:06 pm

  6. dance floors that have laser lights and disco LED lights would be very cool ,:’

    Hamster Cages

    November 25, 2010 at 2:43 pm


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