Murder on the dance floor
It was about time this happened. I’m referring to PerthNow’s tenously linked pommy bashing headline that read:
I’m not endorsing that headline. I could have done without it, we all could have. But i’m not not-endorsing the neck-stabbing at the Elephant & Wheelbarrow. How could you when the whole dance floor looks like this:
Thats right. The Elephant & Wheelbarrow’s dance floor turns into a (English-themed) Greek bath house after 11p.m. The place is crawling with desperate middle aged men on too much viagra.
I know this because I frequent this shit-hole regularly. It cages the only women I seem to get these days.
The insinuation that those two pubs being English-themed had anything to do with the two stabbings is a load of crock. This is what Perthnow does best. Feeding off past prejudices that they’ve pumped up in their dirty loins. In this case it’s pub violence in England and rowdy English tourists, especially the barmy army. I know there’s no direct mention of it, so you’re more than welcome to disagree, but we all know whats going on here.
Putting two entirely seperate incidents together and making a shit-burger of a news story is what we’ve got on our hands here.
But hey, the Ashes is on and it’s pommy bashing season!
Who could resist that?
By the way, police are looking for a white male between the age 0f 30-65, balding & greying hair, portly build and he was wearing a beige sports jacket.
Congratulations, you’ve just described 90% of the clientele of the Elephant & Wheelbarrow.