Dullsville’s Greenwich Street Press
Not quite. Not even close. I literally tripped over these very niche publications when i was exiting a public building today. At my own discretion mind you. Has anyone else seen these before, let alone read one? I was amazed to find out they actually existed.
I scoff at you cynics who say Dullsville is a one and a half paper town. When you’ve got the hippie publication ‘Nova’, a fag paper called ‘OutInPerth’ (all one word as far as i can tell), two baby boomer rags and a mother’s monthly to keep the intellect buzzing, everything must be A-Ok in ye olde Perth town.
here’s some highlights of the ads i found in ’em.
I love the title of this baby boomer paper. ‘Have a Go’. Real condescending in a real chirpy sorta way. I get the feeling a lot of old codgers must nod off whilst they’re reading this for some reason. (condescending under 9’s football coach voice required here) “It’s not about getting through the whole paper, it’s about ‘having a go!'”
I guess it’s not only APIA that’s getting loose on its age requirements these days. 45?! Thats just insulting.
All women by law should have to wear this ‘hook at the front’ bra.
“Earn”. Don’t you just love that. Earning a hypnotherapy diploma is like earning a degree in lightsabering. These bogus ads flogging hypnotherapy courses are everywhere. As you would expect from these lefty leeches. And it ain’t cheap. I guess tarrot card reading is too year of the rat.
I first heard of Kip Mcgrath when i was working up in Kalgoolie back in ’05. He had these really awkward ads that combined the worst from an office supply ad and the worst of a Salvation Army ad. And spoken in that elegant (cheese grater sliding down vocal chords) country phonetics.
Presenting an ad in the form of an article is always unforgiveable. But doing it on the front cover you automatically bequeath all journalistic credability. Even though they state Julie Courtis is from Kip Mcgrath Willetton it still doesn’t make it ok. I reckon this Kip guy has done the hypnotherapy course, cause he can cure your child of everything! ADD, ADHD,CAPD and dyslexia is no match for Kip and his team. The guy’s a tutor. They’re all the same.
Is this RetraVision’s answer to The Good Guy’s? Not sure which is more gay.
Not an ad, just horrific.