The Dullsvillain

Slinging mud at the media of Dullsville (aka Perth, Western Australia)

Streak West Young Man, Streak West

with 5 comments

The hunt is on for a man with a yellow face and a raincoat in semi operational condition. I think you’re safe Zhu.

streaker

TASER!, TASER!, TASER!

We won’t even go into if this is appropriate use of police resources, ok?

Gone are the days when you could drunkenly ungarment down on the hill at the WACA ground and waltz through the centre square like you missed the opening festivities of mardi gras, whilst attending to some emerging cracks at the Prindiville end on the way. That is, for a reasonable nominal fee mind you. From last glance Lillee and co. were charging $10,000 for such an indiscretion. An outrageous amount for these times, and far exceeding inflation.

Judging by the sports that have been streaked at, (AFL, International Cricket, Rugby Union etc) this must mean that netball has finally arrived! YES!…Well, maybe. Judging by whatever this means: (article also in the WSW)

netball

Paradoxical

I’m not sure what Challenge Stadium are charging, but if my dear Denise has anything to say about it, they could find themselves de-membered and performing high octane renditions of Maria Callas:

denise

Denise S. (S? wtf?!) Cahill looks that girl in primary school (and who looks like she still might be there) who sat up the front, answered every question, and got them right, but who everyone avoided at recess. A sort of generic plain jane with a lot of book smarts but with very limited street smarts. Possibly the worst formula for a journalist to have.  I got an email last week from an American internet service claiming to be able to find my Highschool freinds, and i’m pretty damn sure Denises’ mug was staring blankly back at me. Though, i could be mistaken.

But is this the most appropriate subject for an editor of a weekly paper that reaches nealry 35,000 households to be making? Surely there’s more pressing matters to attend to.

Pandering to the easily disgruntled western suburbs pensioners you ask?

Nah, couldn’t be that.

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  1. FTW! This streak brings streaking to a whole new level, dare I say, to the level of art? The running shoes, the shredded tarp, the absurdist paint, the obscure sport, the escape! I hope we haven’t seen the last of this guy. But where’s the “Dullsville Hero” tag?!

    Dick

    July 4, 2009 at 9:32 am

  2. What a shite site!

    Milli Vanilli

    July 4, 2009 at 10:00 am

  3. Strongly support the netball woman.

    Strongly support the streaker man.

    I think this is the AUstralian Way…but too many people still need this Chinaman to tell them!!!

    Denise S., you are un-australian hahahaha

    Zhu Hongbing

    July 6, 2009 at 10:57 am

  4. Have you noticed that the mug of Denise S no longer greets you when you open the WSW. Some other chap is editor the last couple of weeks, although temporarily he claims. Wonder where she is (rehab ?), vacationing somewhere where she doesn’t have to rub shoulders with the great unwashed.

    ronggly

    August 26, 2009 at 12:11 pm

  5. Milli Vanilli, as much as we here at the Dullsvillain encourage comment and such, we feel it’s best that you re-insert your head from whatever anal passage you withdrew it from to temporarily expel your vile heaving- man- faecal- liquid onto the unassuming good people of Dullsville.

    You’re right ronggly, she seems to have done a runner of late. School camp? Puberty blues? We shall never know.

    Uncle Mac

    August 26, 2009 at 10:50 pm


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