The Dullsvillain

Slinging mud at the media of Dullsville (aka Perth, Western Australia)

This is for ruining the footy, Pierce

with 5 comments

Pierce Brosnan’s L’Oreal Paris Menexpert abortion, you guys:

I couldn’t find a video of the Aussie version of this ad, which is played 13 dozen (baker’s INFINITY) times during EVERY SINGLE game of Aussie rules footy on TV. But I did find a bunch of other versions:



That’ll do, Germany.


This is, apparently, the Cirque du Soleil of ads, transcending national boundaries with its terribleness.

Funny thing is the Aussie version is a bit different. I’ve hate-watched this ad so many times, it’s tattooed into my cerebellum. CHECK THE TRANSCRIPT, YA’LL:

There’s more to life than making films

Fighting to protect the environment

Finding time for my coke habit

Swallowing cocktails of valium and Viagra

Fucking 19 year old models on my 60 foot yacht

But you’ve still got to keep it up

It’s the same for my foreskin

(Vita Lift double lifting lubricant from L’Oreal Menex-Spurt)

(Two spurts for a double-penetration)

The future of your sagging libido is in your hands

the worst


Written by Dick

June 18, 2009 at 10:39 pm

5 Responses

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  1. This Menex-Spurt hahahahaha this is the great pun! The “Menex” product even spurts out of container when Pierce Brosnan jurks it!!!

    Zhu Hongbing

    June 19, 2009 at 9:12 am

  2. Fair shake of the menex-spurt, pierce. it’s about time they drop this ad. it is THE worst ad on t.v right now. didn’t l’oreal see today tonight last week? metro is out, tradies are in.

    Uncle Mac

    June 20, 2009 at 6:25 pm

  3. sucked in boys! for years on end i’ve had to put up with dozens of talentless hollywood starlets, dumb models, and annoying miley cyrus-types interrupting my beloved programs and insisting i’m worth it. now it’s your turn to feel the pain. trust me, you’re worth it.


    June 24, 2009 at 6:38 pm

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