This is for ruining the footy, Pierce
Pierce Brosnan’s L’Oreal Paris Menexpert abortion, you guys:
I couldn’t find a video of the Aussie version of this ad, which is played 13 dozen (baker’s INFINITY) times during EVERY SINGLE game of Aussie rules footy on TV. But I did find a bunch of other versions:
That’ll do, Germany.
This is, apparently, the Cirque du Soleil of ads, transcending national boundaries with its terribleness.
Funny thing is the Aussie version is a bit different. I’ve hate-watched this ad so many times, it’s tattooed into my cerebellum. CHECK THE TRANSCRIPT, YA’LL:
There’s more to life than making films
Fighting to protect the environment
Finding time for my coke habit
Swallowing cocktails of valium and Viagra
Fucking 19 year old models on my 60 foot yacht
But you’ve still got to keep it up
It’s the same for my foreskin
(Vita Lift double lifting lubricant from L’Oreal Menex-Spurt)
(Two spurts for a double-penetration)
The future of your sagging libido is in your hands