Cool, refreshing irony
The Sunday Times yesterday dedicated almost all of page 5 to how WA is drier than Tracy Grimshaw’s twat around Gordon Ramsey:
For the mandatory picture, they went with the classic “find random family who are remotely affected by this and stage ridiculous photo”:
Because everyone waters the lawn around their family under the burning sun at midday because water conservation?
This article by “garden guru” Trevor Cochrane accompanies the main piece:
I have to hand it to Trev, they seem like good tips. Not having a garden works pretty well for me too.
And then, right next door (this is all on the same page)… the rub, ya’ll:
Oh man, this is funnier and sadder than joking about dying children. Huge savings! Except for water. Huge losses there. But otherwise, HUGE SAVINGS!
Trevor isn’t impressed: