The Dullsvillain

Slinging mud at the media of Dullsville (aka Perth, Western Australia)

Whoops, The Sunday Times just killed The Dullsvillain

with one comment

Shit. I’m concerned.

Right after The Dullsvillain launches, The Sunday Times, which “powers” Perthnow, has to go and do a thing like this:

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They’ve got a new Boy Blogga, and by the looks of the mad graphix, he’s some kind of hipster DJ graf artist with the baddest skull n crossbones headphones and cutest eyelashes you ever saw.

Just look at his CRAZY hair. You can just tell he lives life in the Perth lane. They don’t even have to say it in the header. They do say it. But they don’t have to.

And then comes the post, a hilarious Seinfeldesque shredding of the minutiae of everyday life:

Bumper stickers annoys me to no end. Do I care if magic happens? No, I don’t. Hate happens, and it just happened to you, hippy.

LOLz! Bumper stickers and hippies are SO annoying, but I didn’t really think about it until Boy Blogga pointed it out. It’s funny ‘cuz it’s true!

But it’s not all LOLz. Boy Blogga can be political, too:

Then there are your misplaced Aussie pride bumper stickers such as the profound ‘f*%k off, were full’ inside an Aussie flag. These people aren’t entirely to blame for their ridiculously outdated opinions – they have probably never strung the amount of syllables required to pronounce ‘multiculturalism’ in a word before. How could they possibly understand it?

I can pronounce “multiculturalism” pretty passably, but I don’t think even I’m smart enough to understand that second sentence. All I can do is string the amount of syllables required to pronounce “jealous”.

There’s so much more in this post. Read it. You can’t afford to miss the eggnog joke.

And there’s more to come from Boy Blogga. How can The Dullsvillain ever compete with this?

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We’re doomed.

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Written by Dick

May 14, 2009 at 9:59 pm

One Response

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  1. Jeezus no. Why does Perththen do this to itself? There was a nice comment to his awful first effort, which included, “New boyblogger is clearly a better writer than the other douche, but shouldn’t these sorts of blogs offer something mildly more substantial than the same old thing you read if you spend a few minutes trawling Myspace etc.?”

    The Lazy Aussie

    May 24, 2009 at 7:39 pm


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