Chicken Boner Dishwasher
Anyone who can decipher the opening paragraph of this story on WA Today in less than 3 reads gets a gold star:
Three warnings in five minutes see boner sacked
Chris Thomson
August 26, 2009 – 6:39AM
A gun Lenard’s Chicken boner fired after receiving three warnings in five minutes has been awarded more than $11,000 in unfair dismissal compensation.
Huh?
Chris Thomson isn’t always this obtuse, but he does have his own blog at WA Today called “You’ve Got Male” which mostly seems to be anecdotes about car parking.

Is it just me or is ‘you’ve got male’ just a tad homo-erotic?
The combination of the pensive smirk and holding of the blackberry whilst not looking at it is revolting.
Uncle Mac
August 29, 2009 at 11:48 am
You’re right. That name has had me boggled since I first stumbled across his blog.
It’s not like he writes about male “issues” like that fuckhead Sam de Brito or that semi-literate child Boy Blogga. It’s kind of like “He’s a dude. That’s my angle!”.
Dick
August 30, 2009 at 10:09 pm